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Paradise

   
 

In the most delicious beginning

   
 
 

God created

   
 
 

salsa scrambled eggs

   
 
 

and bacon.

   
   
   
   
 

One evening He

   
 
 

was outside

   
 
 

horsing around with

   
 
 

the wild steakburgers

   
   
   
   
 

When Eve happened along.

   
 
 

"What'cha up to?"

   
 
 

she observed.

   
 
 

"Oh, making things,"

   
   
   
   
 

Suggested the Lord. A hundred million

   
 
 

lizards turned in a crystal bowl

   
 
 

where Beauty stood on hind legs,

   
 
 

mostly unfettered.

   
   
   
   
 

"What's that big bone sticking

   
 
 

out from your abdomen?"

   
 
 

Our Lord and Maker gazed down.

   
 
 

"That's my rib."

   
   
   
   
 

"And those! So cute, like

   
 
 

little cherry apples."

   
 
 

She knelt to

   
 
 

behold him.

   
   
   
   
 

His penis rose like a serpent

   
 
 

in a bed of tiny flowers.

   
 
 

Prayeth the Lord: Just don't

   
 
 

take a bite.